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[31 Dec 2006|10:34am] |
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mickey avalon [friends and lovers] |
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1) i just got back from hawaii! woooooo!
2) kids are REALLY FUN TO PHOTOGRAPH
3) i'm gonna be in stuff magazine HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA#*(@&#(*@&#(*&@&*#*&&^^^
( CHRISTMAS ON MOLOKA'I )
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[03 Dec 2006|03:40pm] |
so i got mugged on thanksgiving, and because the guy dug his disgusting hands in my mouth to see if i had any caps or gold fillings, i ended up with severely damaged gums and couldn't eat for about a week. so i lost like 8 or 9 pounds. so i look... well. gross.
and then last night at this party, some girl said, "OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO GOOD, YOU'RE SOOOO SKINNY."
yeah. fuck humanity.
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[26 Nov 2006|05:55am] |
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oh man, i am druuuuuuuuuuuuuunk
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[20 Oct 2006|10:11pm] |
last night i drank a fifth of bacardi, punched my boyfriend in the face (thus fracturing my right hand) and this morning i found a bud light can on the shelf in my shower next to my face wash.
i may or may not be an alcoholic.
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[29 Aug 2006|11:14pm] |
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i've tried to update this a hundred times in the last month and a half, but haven't had half a clue what i would say. however, in my segue from summer to a full load of upper-division classes monday through friday at 8AM for 15 weeks, i feel the need to get this out:
GO AZTECS, FUCK BUSH, and BRING ON THE JACK DANIELS.
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[13 Jul 2006|11:02am] |
in the words of courtney waldon and jason brookes:
NICOLE TWO JOBS, NICOLE NICOLE TWO JOBS.
on the plus side, i have a new house and a big backyard. come climb the trees with me.
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[02 Jul 2006|04:45pm] |
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livin on a prayer |
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kelsey: i called my mom a whore last week as a joke but she got really really pissed.
me: probably cause it hits really close to home.
kristin: you bitch! why don't you go hold your breath till you die.
sarah: HEY HEYYYY. you guys all have loose punanis so shut up.
jenna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
aw man. i'm gonna miss my girls when i move.
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[30 Jun 2006|08:28pm] |
we've been at the beach for 4 days straight. i'm like a 9 year old when everyone wants to leave. i stomp my feet and everything.
life is really fuckin' scary sometimes.
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[23 Jun 2006|11:03am] |
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i couldn't be happier. minus the debt.
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| tempura fried gay asshole with a dollop of jew. DELISH. |
[14 Jun 2006|04:22pm] |
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in answer to your question, yes, i am an alcoholic. |
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CHECK IT: 06/13/06: 0100 hours:
nicole lynn crakes officially has run (as in ran, as in not walked) into a sliding glass door while EVERYONE watched from outside. and pointed. and laughed.
there were, in fact, people on the ground on their hands and knees pounding the ground with laughter as i fought to stem the flow of my bloody nose.
WAY TO KILL MY BUZZ, SLIDING GLASS DOOR!
moral of the story: do not drink mojitos in the jacuzzi, you will regret it.
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[13 Jun 2006|08:39pm] |
i live in campenile apartments now. this morning i left jeff's, WALKED home to my apartment, laid out by the pool with my roommate for 4 hours, went and ate chili's with my the tri-pod, and now we're all sitting in jenna and sarah's apartment myspacing and watching SATC. tonight we're throwing a 'new neighbors' party. basically, this summer is gonna be heaven.
K LATERZZ
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[07 Jun 2006|11:37am] |
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jumping in the pool at 2 am fully-clothed and absolutely shitcanned seemed like good idea.
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[05 Jun 2006|01:30am] |
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well, i got a tattoo. whoever said tattoos "don't hurt that bad" either doesn't have nerve endings in their skin or is a filthy lying liar pants. or something. thanks to brittney and derrick for moral support, and sorry to britt for severing your hand with my nails.
[ rant ]also, in case you were under the impression that your current life sucks, at least you didn't go through two weeks with mono without realizing it before you coughed up blood and so spent memorial day weekend in the hospital, where you recovered and were THRILLED until you went out to the er parking lot to find your car, broken into, missing brand new speakers yet to be installed and all your money from the last week of work GONE. so then you're like, hey maybe life can't get worse, and then you find out you have to move out of your house with 24 hours notice because the people who were supposed to move in bailed out last minute and your management are DICKS and want you to pay the 1980 for the shithole unless you vacate by the 1st. so now you're living with your overbearing parents and might not pass your last three unit class to get into state because you missed a test from being sick.
yeah, that's right. i believe this is rock bottom. [ / rant ]
on the other hand, i get to watch my little brother stumble his way through puberty for a month, and the merciless teasing that i get to partake in is a pleasure i wouldn't give up for all the money in the world.
actually i'd probably give it up for like, 50 bucks.
lastly: hand jobs are a man's job. blow jobs are yo job.
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[22 May 2006|11:41am] |
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well, i have no voice and i think i may have mono and i need to rent this mother effing house out by june 1st or i'll kill myself. also i owe about 500 dollars in parking tickets, also i have all A's and a D and i don't pass i won't get into state.
on the plus side, molly and i are generally off the wall fkucing crazy and i spent the weekend passing out at ten o'clock watching the office, chronicles of narnia, and finding neverland (respectively) while being waited on hand and foot and brought oreos and sushi by the coolest motherfucker i know.
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[16 May 2006|03:37pm] |
in a stupid, stupid, stupid, frenzy of trying to figure out why my computer was going so slow, i accidently deleted my entire music library.
me and molly stared at my computer for about five minutes in disbelief. then we cried.
the end.
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[06 May 2006|04:40pm] |
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none, god. please, no noise. |
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CINCO DE MAYO: BEST DAY THIS YEAR.
SEIS DE MAYO: WORST DAY THIS YEAR.
oh my god. kill me now. my floor is littered with coronitas and playing cards and my brain feels like it got run over by an amtrak train and me and marissa haven't moved from the couch since 11 this morning. when we got home from partying.
p.s. me and derrick and mariss got into a corona bottle fight yesterday afternoon and marissa got a fat gash on her face. she's fuckin' HARD.
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[04 May 2006|01:18pm] |
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i'm going to costa mother fuckin' rica this summer, and then i'm visiting my roots. PUERTO RICO, VENIRE!
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[02 May 2006|09:56pm] |
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if you know any cool chicks who wanna move out this june, let me know, cause we have two rooms for rent at my house!
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[26 Apr 2006|08:52am] |
it's something unnattainable, that you can't live without;
and now the unexplainable has you riddled with doubt
things begin;
things became;
and you've gotta find a way to be okay.
but if you wanna spend the day wondering what it's all about,
go and knock yourself out.
why we're put in this mess is anybody's guess.
it might be a test,
or it might not be anything you need to worry about.
everyone needs to download "knock yourself out" by jon brion. and realllly friggin' listen.
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